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Here’s a few blurbs:
More about Three Maids in a Tub by Nathan Burrows
If your best friend offered you a free weekend on a cruise ship, you’d go – wouldn’t you?
This novella introduces Emily Underwood, Norfolk’s most unfortunate food inspector. Currently suspended from her job as an inspector at the Food Standards Agency after an incident which saw Delia Smith’s flagship restaurant closed down, Emily is offered a free weekend on a cruise ship. She jumps at the chance, but things aren’t quite as they seem.
An alcoholic broken-hearted Captain, an ex-Army Colonel with a wandering eye, and Emily’s gastro-intestinal emergencies all come together in a hysterical read. Lots of sex, lots of booze, and people from Norfolk. What could possibly go wrong?
This novella will make you think very carefully about ever going on a cruise. Or anywhere near Great Yarmouth.
A young boy comes to terms with his father’s undead lifestyle. A caveman faces failure at the world’s first art show. A thief runs afoul of a pusher who sells death. God goes to therapy and receives a diagnosis. A tech entrepreneur creates an Internet startup based on a genie’s lamp. A secret worldwide society of dudebros meets to consider an entirely new kind of bro.
These tales and more brought to you from dimensions both strange and familiar, at the speed of imagination.
Get onboard for a brutal laugh riot!
Remember the days when Teachers wrote what they really thought in the “dreaded” school report? A humorous look back at the reports of four boys, three of whom were destined for the scrapheap or so they were told.
If you grew up in the 50’s 60’s 70’s or 80’s then you will laugh-out-loud as you recognise this school world of yesteryear and some of the cruel, but fair, Teachers in it.
A companion short story to the full-length novel “Arc Of A Shooting Star”.
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Happy reading, Samantha xx