Beat the January Blues With Free Books #5

First let me give you the link for the free books : https://books.bookfunnel.com/januaryblues/bcr0bw4gt6

These books are free until the 31st of January.

Here are some covers and blurbs:

Mommy Boobs by Ethan Freckleton

No one ever told us that baby-led weaning was a lie. Our girl won’t give ’em up.

We always vowed that we’d never be that family. The one with the five year-old child suckling at the mom’s boobs out in public. But, with two years to go, our little monster has vowed that she’ll never give them up.

It’s time for Daddy to take drastic measures, or Mommy may never let me near those breasts again.

Her face lit up with naked glee.

Nothing, I mean nothing in this world registered as much joy for our little girl as that initial moment of beholding the mommy boob. And not just gleeful, either. I’m talking lecherous, naked glee. She’d grin at it. Fondle it. Talk to it. Flirt with it. And then jump on it like a sex-starved man who’d been stranded all alone for several years on a desert island.

Every time was the first time for our little girl.

This book is a humorous work of fiction—don’t let my wife’s allegations mislead you into believing that this is an autobiographical work. It’s not…although it may be loosely inspired by real-life events.

The Shell of a Person by Lance Pototschnik

“Never have disgusting, miserable living conditions been so funny. When someone finally finds a way to send back a report from hell, I hope it will be Lance Pototschnik. Except this guy is going to heaven, for the way he writes.” —The Kindle Book Review

“Welcome to beautiful Costa Rica! Come and experience our diverse wildlife. Exhume nests of dead baby turtles and stay up all night while mosquitoes elicit blood from your very soul! Indulge in the local cuisine. Eat rice and beans until the malnutrition engenders hallucinations! Travel west to Guanacaste, to the peninsula that pokes into the Pacific like a fang. Visit the remote, cocoa-dust beaches where rare sea turtles crawl from the seething ocean to nest. Here, masochists will enjoy camping beside the water to leave civilization and all its conveniences behind. Burn bucketfuls of used toilet paper, shiver in an infested bed, and wade crocodile-filled rivers…every single day!”

Lance Pototschnik and his friends must have booked their trip with that agency. Their incredibly affordable “vacation” was meant to be a relaxing time to meditate on the direction of their languid, aimless lives. Instead, they are introduced to hell and the insane diversity of its tortures.

Marooned on a remote sea turtle conservancy with a handful of fellow unanchored souls, Pototschnik, in his hilarious debut memoir, ponders who he essentially is, and what he is likely to become. In Pototschnik, those who have fallen prey to the desolation of broken dreams, the young and the listless, finally find a voice with the talent to cast out demons and turn them into laughs.

Beneath its shell, this rollicking, episodic story is also a treatise about finding your purpose, realizing your full potential, and learning to love your own life. Pototschnik’s very personal book happens to be the story we have all been hoping for.

Imagine by Johnny Parker

Imagine The Beatles at the Pearly Gates. When the fab four finally have to face their day of reckoning with the Big Guy will they be told to Get Back or will it be Strawberry Fields Forever?

Get this prize winning humour short story now.

Happy reading, Samantha xx

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